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04 September 2007 (16:29) - On basic parachuting course in Netheravon for a week - done 2 jumps and survived. Happy days.

15 August 2007 (17:37) - Back for 3 weeks holiday (although the first week I'm in Spain).

04 July 2007 (12:25) - Just had second long weekend at the end of week 8 (of 44). Cheers to all that came out. And it's my birthday on Friday. Hooray.

12 June 2007 (19:45) - Back from 1st long weekend. Have exercise Long Reach tomorrow - middle of Wales, approx 70km in 35hrs with 4hrs of sleep. Rubbish.

27 May 2007 (19:21) - Finally got some time on t'interweb but not long. At Sandhurst, you don't get much sleep (average about 18 hr days), but there are some nice people and some of the stuff we are learning (which is a lot) is pretty interesting.

04 May 2007 (13:43) - Partay tonight, our house. Anyone we like is invited.

20 April 2007 (17:27) - Back from Spain, unemployed, if anyone needs any work doing... reasonable rates!

13 April 2007 (16:37) - Finished at Harron Homes today. No more work til 6th May.

General Blogsall...
Coming Soon
created 18 Apr 2007 updated 31 May 2008
I will be adding some blogs here over the coming weeks. If you're interested in what I'm up to at the moment, check back here every now and then and have a look.

There will be bits about my recent travels, and what goes on at Sandhurst (where I'll be after the 6th May).

If you want to contact me, or if you spot any bugs in this site (which there bound to be), please use the contact me form.

Also, if you would like to get an email when I add something interesting, add your email address to my mailing list.

Ta
Chris
Road To Sandhurst Blogsall...
AOSB Briefing
created 30 Oct 2006 updated 31 May 2008
The Army Officer Selection Board (AOSB) Briefing is a two day course that both assesses whether you are up to the standard and prepares you for the Main AOSB assessment. The Briefing is held in Westbury, and runs from Monday morning to about 11am on Tuesday. During this time, candidates are assessed in various areas:

Fitness
Candidates must complete a Multi-Stage Fitness Test (MSFT or bleep test). Males must obtain level 10.2 and females level 8.1. At this stage, candidates DO NOT have to do the press-ups and sit-ups assessment.

Academia
Candidates sit a computer-based test which assesses mental arithmatic, literary skills, and spacial awareness. It is timed, and from speaking to other candidates, most do not finish!

There is also the dreaded planning exercise - you will have the process explained to you in detail, but basically you are given a problem which doesn't necessarily have one correct solution, and you have to follow the process they give you to come up with the best solution you can. This will generally be along the lines of \\"You are on a conservation project in the jungle, when your truck breaks down and your friend breaks their leg. There is a hospital x miles away, and a doctor y miles away in the other direction. You have a bicycle and a wheelbarrow, and can travel at 6mph on roads or 4mph on tracks. There is a report of a man-eating tiger on the lose that can travel at 10mph through any terrain and is heading in your direction. It was last spotted z miles away. Find a solution.\\" Or something like that.

There is also a discussion group when you and the rest of your team sits in a circle and discusses various current affairs topics that are given by the team leader. You are also expected to provide a couple of your own topics so come prepared. I would suggest talking to your team before hand so topics aren't repeated and you aren't left in the lurch.

At some point you have to give a five minute presentation about yourself to the team leader and your team mates.

You will also have an interview with your team leader - it is nothing too challenging, generally about your CV and what sort of person you are, but you will get asked why you want to join the army, so make sure you have this answer down (this is the same for the rest of the application proceedure, so don't just say 'because I like guns').

Practical
There are also some leaderless tasks and an individual assault course to complete. Although these are assessed, they are more to prepare you so you know what to expect on the Main AOSB.

At the end of the Briefing, you will have an exit interview with your team leader, and you will be given a category:

  • Cat 1 - go ahead and apply for the Main AOSB, we think you're ready

  • Cat 2 - usually accompanied by a 6, 12, 18 or 24 - you have potential but you're not ready yet. Go away for 6, 12, 18 or 24 months and get better prepared before the Main AOSB
  • Cat 3 - we don't think you should go for the Main AOSB for whatever reason, however we aren't going to stop you

  • Cat 4 - you can't apply for the main board. Go home and think about a different career

If you get a Cat 1 or 2, you can then apply for a space on a Main AOSB.
ACA Interview
created 15 Aug 2006 updated 31 May 2008
This is the first step in applying for a jobs as an officer in the British Army. You can contact an Army Career's Advisor (ACA) either through your school or university, your local Army Careers Office, or through the Army's website.

The interview is not really an assessment - it is an informal chat to make sure you know what it is you are getting yourself into, and that your aspirations aren't wildly off track in comparison with your abilities. Mine took about two hours.

You will be given information about the process ahead of you, about sponsorship from regiments, and how to get on Potential Officer (PO) visits with differrents regiments, battalions, or arms in the army. Your ACA will be your main point of contact for any queries / reservations until you are sponsored.

Dress well, and try and impress. This is the same for the rest of the application process.
Main AOSB
created 20 Feb 2007 updated 31 May 2008
The Main Army Office Selection Board (AOSB) is a three and a half day course that is a constant assessment of your suitablility as an officer in the British Army. It runs from about 11.00am Tuesday to 11.30am Friday. Most of what happens is just a repeat of the AOSB Briefing, except you are being watched more closely. There are a few extra bits though.

Deputy Presidents Interview
This is generally a talk through your CV and to find out about what sort of person you are. It is not particularly challenging, although be prepared for questions like \\\"How will you be remembered from school?\\\". Make sure everything on your CV is genuine (or at least if it isn't make sure you can talk about it conviningly!), and if possible relate things you have done so far in you life to how it would make you a better army officer.

Education Officer's Interview
More based around your acedemia and culture. You will get asked about what books you read, museums you go to, films you watch, journals / papers you buy etc. If like me you are not particularly cultured, don't make stuff up as he will check (as soon as I told him a book he went on amazon to check it out!). May ask a bit about languages too.

President's Interview
Usually the most daunting one, and the one where you get asked all the questions you should have been preparing for - why do you want to join the army? what is the role of a platoon commander? what makes a good leader? and so on. Just keep your cool and don't get flustered if you can't find the answer you know they are looking for.

Essay
About a side and a half of A4 on one of the topical subjects you will be given. Be concise, make sure it is well structured, and try and make sure it is all true. Check you spelling, and do it in your best handwriting!

Command tasks
Same as the leaderless tasks that you have to do (and did at the briefing) except that the team leader will appoint one of the team to be the commander and lead the task. Come up with a plan, make sure you convey that plan to the team, speak clearly and loudly, and listen if your team have any suggestions. If you get stuck, don't be afraid to ask your other team members for help. If you don't complete your task don't worry, many don't. It is more important how you went about completing it.

General Knowledge Test
Computer based and takes about an hour. There are 80 multiple choice questions in eight different categories (10 per category) on the usual art, literature, music, science, history, etc. Then there are 20 current affairs questions, and 10 military knowledge questions. Some of them are very difficult (especially the current affairs ones), but your performance is based on the average for the whole group (I got 37 out of 110 which is lame but the average was 33 so therefore not too bad). It is difficult to prepare for this except by reading the paper (not just the first few pages) and generally keeping up with what is going on in the world.

Opening & Closing Race
A bit of fun but also to see how you can work in a team when you're under pressure. Each group competes over a short obstacle course. This is the time to use some of the skills you've learnt over the briefing and main AOSB.

Medicals
You will have a full medical from a doctor (this includes the *cough* for the males) and they will also talk through anything of concern in your medical history. There is also a hearing test and a urine test.



The Main AOSB finishes at about 11.30am on the Friday, and your results will get posted to you later that afternoon. If you live somewhere south of the M42 you can expect them with the Saturday mail, otherwise (like in my case) you have to put up with a rubbish weekend and get your results on the following Monday.

If you have been successfull, you then need to phone up RMAS and get yourself booked on an intake. Do this quickly as they do fill up.

If you aren't successful then you can either book on another main board after a minimum of six months, or go back to the day job stacking shelves...
Sandhurst Blogsall...
1st Five Weeks
created 06 Jun 2007 updated 31 May 2008
I only have 2 and a bit days left before the dreaded first five weeks of Sandhurst are over. In a nut shell:

  • You work approximately 18 - 20 hours a day unless you are slow at ironing in which case you can add a couple of hours on to that

  • Whilst no one thing you do is particularly challenging, the sheer quantity of things that are happening each day is what is hard work and what tires you out.

  • There is not that much physical training (PT), but you get more than enough exercise from marching around all the time at high speeds, and usually carrying a good few kilos with you

  • Unless you are very lucky and have feet made of Tungsten, you get blisters. This can be a real pain as if they get to bad there are some activities you can't take part in so you can drop begind. Also if you don't look after them they can get infected and you end up in hospital (as has happened to a couple of cadets). Main thing is to keep them dry and padded, and change your socks as often as possible.

  • You eat. A lot. A standard breakfast (bearing in mind that I used to skip breakfast) consists of a glass of OJ, a sausage, a rasher of bacon, 3-4 hash browns, a fried egg, a poached egg, a couple of tomatoes, a couple of fried breads, a spoonfull or two of baked beans, a shredded wheat, a bowl of cocoa pops, two slices of toast, and a yoghurt and a cup of tea if there is any and if you have time. Average consumption time is about 8 minutes. The trick seems to be put as much food on your plate as you can and keep eating until you have to be somewhere else. If there isn't gravy / custard on your boots your plate isn't full enough.

  • Any 'free time' isn't free. It is when you shine your boots, iron your uniform, learn some drills, make your bed, clean your room / platoon area, stuff more food down your neck, or sleep (if you are very lucky and have someone to make sure you get up).


We have also done a couple of field exercises which is when you go out and sleep in a hedge / ditch / knoll / hill. This involves digging a hole (feels similar to digging a your grave), usually through clay and tree roots, which is big enough to get 2 people and their kit in and about 50cm deep, then putting a poncho over it, it starts raining, it fills up with water, you get wet just in time to get up and go and lie in another hole keeping sentry and desparately trying to stay awake (court marshallable offence to fall asleep whilst on sentry). It is not unusual to hallucinate (I alerted the other sentry that there was a white horse to our left at about 2.30am). You then get up at about 4.00am and start your day (still wet, tired and covered in clay mud).


Whilst this all sounds pretty nasty, there is a lot of fun to be had as well, as long as you come at it with the right sense of humour. You do get to play with some weapons, and go charging down rivers shooting at people. Although the Colour/Staff Sergeants who are in charge of you do shout a bit and make you run around a lot, they all have a great sense of humour, and are an endless chasm of wit (CSgt to OCdt re his belt buckle which was unpolished (insert Glaswegian accent): \\"Last time I saw something that dirrty, it was bent over my couch!\\").


Got to go as have to polish my boots in preparation for the Passing of the Square Parade on Friday. Hope all is well with y'all.

Speak soon

Chris
Off I Go
created 04 May 2007 updated 31 May 2008
I'm not gone yet, but wont be able to write anything here for a while, so thought I'd let you know that I've just about packed everything, and am leaving on Sunday 6th May. I have a long weekend on the 9th June so if anyone is around it would be good to see you, although I may spend most of the time sleeping...
Exercise Long Reach
created 19 Jun 2007 updated 31 May 2008

This was very hard. Difficult to say exactly how far we went, probably about 65km, and it took us exactly 35hrs. Less than 4hrs of this was spent sleeping. For the hill geeks among you, there were approximately 5kms of contours, and I would guess about a million inches of rainfall / hailfall. Wind wasn't too bad but certainly made its presence known. Bags weighed 20lbs (44lbs) when they were dry and it wasn't your turn to carry the radio which is at least a couple of kgs.


Started last Wednesday. Up at 6am as usual, a normal day until 2pm when we got on a coach from RMAS to the Black Mountains (black like their soul) arriving at about 5.45pm. A quick container meal which tasted of nothing, then started walking at 6.35pm. 1st checkpoint (CP) ok, then had a horrible uphill climb (47 contours I think) with numerous fake crests, all over heather and baby-heads. Morale lifted slightly with \\"Did you hear the one about the Officer Cadets that climbed a hill that never f***ing ended?\\".


Made really good time from then up to about 12hrs. There was some awesome navigation through the night when there was about 10m viz through the mist, and the tracks were barely distiguishable. At this point we were ahead of all the cadre teams (experienced soldiers who were also doing the exercise as they want to become instructors at RMAS). However, on the way up to CP V, one of the team had a bit of a wobble as he'd forgotten to eat or drink anything for a while, then after that was sorted, we got in the direction of the CP when the heavens opened, the mist came down, and we missed the CP by about 50m because we couldn't see it. After a lot of back and forth, we ended up at the next CP round, very wet, sore, and 1000 points worse off because we needed to change our route to pick up the missed CP on the way back round.


For me, from here until CP 3 (about 8hrs later) was the hardest stint - very sore feet, everything wet and dirty, shoulders and waist rubbing on bergan, chaffing in unmentionable places, and knowing you still have a whole night of walking ahead of you. CP X is renouned as the mother of all hills, and whilst it wasn't hardest peak we did (that privaledge probably went to CP V), it wasn't far off. As usually, the second we got over 700m (literally - we were at a spot height of 701m!), it started hailing etc again. Our plan had been to take some comedy photos at CP X, but by the time we got there, there was only enough energy for some moans of \\"lets get off this b*****d mountain\\" so we set off down into the valley again.


On the way down, we were treated to a few moments of sunshine (\\"What the hell is that big hot thing in the sky?\\"), and arrived at CP3 very drained. So much so that the command task was a bit of a disaster, and the directing staff let us move our bivi site (place where you sleep) from CP 3 (about 4hrs away) to our current spot.


After some food and slightly less that 4hrs sleep, we packed up again, and set off. Quite bizarre as when we woke up it was 10.15pm and looked a lot like dawn. It wasn't for about half an hour that we realised it was getting dark and was actually night time! At this point I had a second wind, and assisted with the navigation up at the front of the group. After a couple of hours going up hill and through fog and confused sheep, we got to CP Z, then all the way down again to CP 2, then all the way up to CP Y. It is now light again and just before 6am (and raining of course - we are on the top of a hill). The rules of the exercise stated that after 35hrs you would start losing points. As we started at 6.35pm, that gave us 45mins to get back to the drop-off point we had started at 34hrs and 15mins ago. Not surprisingly, we were flagging somewhat, and ended up running the last 1500m in about 15mins, but did manage to get back at exactly 35hrs (to the minute).


After that, an uncomfortable Bedford ride back to Crickhowell camp, shower, change, breakfast, then on a coach back to RMAS (of which no one remembers any).


This was undoubtable one of, if not the most, challenging thing I have done in my life so far. People say it will be one of those things you look back on and think how fun it was at the end of it all, but I'm really not convinced...

Travel Blogsall...
Central America 2 (Placencia)
created 21 Mar 2007 updated 31 May 2008
Placencia...
Central America 6 (Cerros)
created 21 Mar 2007 updated 31 May 2008
Cerros
Central America 1 (New York)
created 21 Mar 2007 updated 31 May 2008
New York
Central America 3 (Utila)
created 21 Mar 2007 updated 31 May 2008
Utila